Who am I? At the moment I am 38 years old, married, and have two girls, Emma and Sarah aged 6 and 9 respectively.

I have also done a spot of ghost hunting in the past, and have some true spooky tales to tell you about, as well as two UFO sightings I had.

It has been said that I'm a bit of a crank, and quite frankly I consider that to be a compliment!

To be quite honest, I love the classic 'school boy humour', the kind you see on 'Bottom', and 'The Young Ones', etc. I think that British humour is the best in the world, and I especially consider people like Norman Wisdom and Will Hay to be geniuses! Of course, Laurel and Hardy were just as superb, but in a different way. I have visited the Laurel and Hardy Museum in Ulverston, Lancashire, England. This was the birth place of Stan Laurel.

I have also had the pleasure, on more than one occasion, to have met Norman Wisdom (see left with me and my wife Sharon)......and what a nice bloke he is too! (Norman Wisdom I mean, Not my wife!!)

Oh, yes.....before you go, please view and sign my guest book......thanks!